Conspiracy of The World's Best Donut

At Sesame Donuts, a special donut calls my name when I get within a mile of the place. Sid's Special is the best donut in the world. I'm not kidding. I'm not exaggerating . A tasty, succulent, doughy wrapper containing the finest blueberry pie filling known to human kind with a thin layer of white icing and a crumb topping wrenches my soul away.  Sid's Special is so delish that if  not available, I just don't get anything.

I know that donuts are not good for me. I want the donut. I love the donut.  I can't resist it. So I raise it  up in a form of twisted pastry worship, and  I sink into a quality mouthful knowing how great it's gonna taste. As I reach  donut ecstasy ........ it never fails...  a super blob of  most awesome blueberry pie filling will caress my chin as it falls down my shirt and onto my favorite white shorts.

The worst part is that the 100% post consumer recycled napkins that came with the donut fail me in all attempts to remove the sticky, purple, evidence. Now everyone can see what I have done. Everyone knows about that donut and what a slob I am. My regret is that so much good filling was wasted. I  feel like a dumb ass ........... and still want another donut.

Peace (and donuts) ! lw

Sid's Special Donut (before) 

after